Thanks, Gow - those amateurs are always interesting viewing.
I must correct a statement on your posts. You CAN polish a turd. Simply glue a soft cloth soaked in polish around your sphincter - squeeze - and hey presto!
Kizzie wrote:
I must correct a statement on your posts. You CAN polish a turd. Simply glue a soft cloth soaked in polish around your sphincter - squeeze - and hey presto!