Rear pee view with a real sea view

[SwedePeenuts]

HAHAHAHA! Kizzie, i'll vote for you!

[wolfgang]

Hi Kizzie, I'm dreaming of you sitting on my face and your pussy-lips dangling over my ears to keep em warm in cold northern India!! I'd have nothing to worry about the acoustics then!

[Kizzie]

Wolfie - in the cold northern wastes of the US this arrangement is known as a Prairie Hat. In the UK the expression is "spoonerised" to become known as a Hairy Pratt. In India it would be called a miracle.

Incidentally - before sitting on your face I would have sex with an entire colony of lepers, smear a can of dogfood up me, and then not wash my pussy for a week. Still interested?

[Schweindl6]

your answer

[Kizzie]

Yes, come on, Wolfie, you're very quick to put your name down for a sardine serenade, but avoid a fishy feast when it's actually offered.

Ok - I'll add a fresh dogturd to the cocktail just for you, together with a cherry and a little umbrella . Interested now?

Sigh - there's just no pleasing some people!

[Spats]

Kizzie where can we find a rear view of you?

Is this a democracy?? ;-P

[wolfgang]

Kizzie, that would really all be a miracle, as you said it!! Wonder how you would make your promise come true???? Must find out what this arrangement is called in Hindi

BTW: I'd vote for you too!!

[Kizzie]

Spats - you can catch a rear view of me anywhere they start playing rap music.

Wolfie - in Hindi I think they call it "beauty therapy".

Q Who won the Belgian beauty contest?

A No one.

[wolfgang]

BTW Kizzie Darling, my ears can neither smell, nor see, as my eyes seem hardly able to do. So that miraculous beauty therapy might not work well.

[Kizzie]

Suit yourself, Wolfie - I'll sit on someone else's face.

If it's Tony Blair's (he is a member of this board, going by the nick of "Lyingarsehole") then I'll eat plenty of curries and not crap for a week.