Some from em too... don't know, maybe rp
- Schweindl6
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To pee or not to pee, that`s the only question
Now where are you, Schweindl?
I suggested that you must almost certainly have shagged worse than the "meaty" girl above, and your silence speaks volumes.
Don't be shy, own up. It's nothing to be ashamed of - I've woken up next to some real shockers in my time (although not Wogga yet - I've never drunk that much).
Tell us about these mingers, and what happened. Were you just desperate? Or pissed? Or both?
Be honest, now! And don't think we'll give up asking! [/u]
I suggested that you must almost certainly have shagged worse than the "meaty" girl above, and your silence speaks volumes.
Don't be shy, own up. It's nothing to be ashamed of - I've woken up next to some real shockers in my time (although not Wogga yet - I've never drunk that much).
Tell us about these mingers, and what happened. Were you just desperate? Or pissed? Or both?
Be honest, now! And don't think we'll give up asking! [/u]
- Schweindl6
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Sorry Kizzie
but I def was`nt arround to answer you hope you`r still alive without hearing from me but
nope chance for me to have anything with an
OK overweight girl
sorry but that`s one thing who`s turning off my co...
nope chance for me to have anything with an
OK overweight girl
sorry but that`s one thing who`s turning off my co...
To pee or not to pee, that`s the only question
Don't post them, for God's sake! I was not so much slimmer in those days - I was positively anorexic! I look much better now with a few curves on me - in those days I was always worried that even a smaller than average sized dick would snap me in half! Thankfully, Wogga, in your case at least that was not a worry...
Oh come on Kizzie. The first time we made love you said, "Is it in yet?" and I replied "Yes darling." and you replied, "Well put your hand in and have a wank...'cos I can't feel a thing...!" You really know how to hurt a man...
I have to tell this board that it was like throwing a sausage up a side street.
And when you said, "I've had the coil fitted." I thought, 'You could have had carpets fitted.'.....But I still love you my sweet...
Love 15. Your serve.......
I have to tell this board that it was like throwing a sausage up a side street.
And when you said, "I've had the coil fitted." I thought, 'You could have had carpets fitted.'.....But I still love you my sweet...
Love 15. Your serve.......
"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me."
Wogga - you'd never know if I had a coil fitted because you never reached that far up.
And not surprising I never felt the sausage when it is a cocktail sausage - at least I might have got some kind of enjoyment if you had left the stick in it?
Oh - and I guess deep down I still love you, too. Especially when you are to help others suffering with your complaint by revealing how to get by with a dick your size in the Pee Chat Section - that is the kindhearted side to Mr hardnut ex-cop that other board members just would not otherwise see...
And not surprising I never felt the sausage when it is a cocktail sausage - at least I might have got some kind of enjoyment if you had left the stick in it?
Oh - and I guess deep down I still love you, too. Especially when you are to help others suffering with your complaint by revealing how to get by with a dick your size in the Pee Chat Section - that is the kindhearted side to Mr hardnut ex-cop that other board members just would not otherwise see...