Oh come on Kizzie. The first time we made love you said, "Is it in yet?" and I replied "Yes darling." and you replied, "Well put your hand in and have a wank...'cos I can't feel a thing...!" You really know how to hurt a man...

I have to tell this board that it was like throwing a sausage up a side street.
And when you said, "I've had the coil fitted." I thought, 'You could have had carpets fitted.'.....But I still love you my sweet...
Love 15. Your serve.......