Now I'd seen this before (not here, I would add) but not this full length version. You'll be amazed how fast a stream of piss will melt a choc lolly - especially if you're eating it at the time. And a rigorous fucking with what's left soon sees the remainder off...
When i was a lad, we used to have to share licks of a Lyons Maid and were glad of the experience. Now it's all King Cones with extra nuts and all the girls expect a Strawberry Mivvi as of right.
Not ANOTHER wanker? Dear me. I'll never eat another choc lolly, in case I'm haunted by mental images of a thousand Fatsos members spontaneously jerking off.
While on the subject of frozen confectionary masturbation, I am reminded of something I tried once. Try filling a condom with water and freezing it, and then administering to the ladies in your lives.
That is wild enough on its own. But then try alternating pussy ice pop insertions with the shower attachment (head removed) squirting hot water thereupinto. Wow.