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LMAOKizzie wrote:Well picture the scene.
"I say, Philip, one is desirous of urinating."
"Squat over my mouth and let me savour that wonderful Windsor weewee, dear."
"Cop a gobfull of this, slaphead."
"Oh fuck one (gurgle) that is positively (splutter) delicious."
"I say, Philip, lick the drips from one's twat, if one wouldn't mind."
Nah - like I said - we have to face the fact that it just don't happen. Or does it? If so, two new members on the board, and Fatso's gets a "By Royal Appointment" crest. Phil already has one tattooed on his dick, or so I was told by one of the corgis...