MAJOR Masturbation Material

Kizzie · Post by **Kizzie** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:00 pm

Oh YESSSSS - closeup pissing oriental flange, complete with peehole like a volcano, dripping pubes, and bubbles. Yes, BUBBLES. And I don't mean Jacko's chimp.

http://d.turboupload.com/d/237952/cherr ... 2.zip.html

Zip pass = blossom

Quick - view before 1st January! Otherwise any new year resolutions to wank less could be bollocksed even before the last strains of auld lang syne die away...

Muppe · Post by **Muppe** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:20 pm

lol thx kizzie great clip

gamerouche · Post by **gamerouche** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:34 pm

Can't get it to work despite using password blossom.

Gam

piddler1 · Post by **piddler1** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:00 pm

Gamerouche. I am sorry to tell you that you will have to get your computer fixed - it works well for me - although I can't understand why Kizzie rated it so high - I mean just the absence of flap action usually prevents a clip from appearing on the scale at all. Maybe its because you only get a glimpse of her shoes.. and those bubbles do add a certain je ne sais quoi!!
Fantastic Kizzie - thanks to you both!

Tinkledrinker · Post by **Tinkledrinker** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:04 pm

"any new year resolutions to wank less..."

what kind of fool would make THAT resolution???

i mean, i'll go for the simple, easy resolutions... peace in the Middle East, cold fission, racial equality amongst men, eliminating poverty in 3rd world countries, solving the National Debt.

but jerking off less?

that's just impossible!!!!

morally unthinkable!

and downright silly!

*LMAO*

thanx for all the great links, big "K".... much appreciated by this filthy fucker!

PEACE!

Kizzie · Post by **Kizzie** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:23 pm

Gamerouche - a tip for you because (a) it is the season of goodwill, and (b) anyone named after a 19th century French euphemism for blowjob (even if bastardised from the original "gamahouche") can't be all bad. Have you tried entering it all in lower case? And with two "s"s?

Now Tinkledrinker - go on mate, you can wank less if you put your mind to it! And a tip for you to enable you to achieve this worthy resolution, too. Have you considered taking up sexual intercourse? With women is good, I hear, but the alternative is popular (one must be politically correct these days) especially in France and public lavatories. It's like "a wank with a woman (or man) on the end" - but saves on kleenex if you wipe your dick on her (his) bedroom curtains.

Ok ok so there's a downside (you don't have to buy a kleenex drinks and tell it that you love it) but then neither you do get the emotional and physical fulfilment of marrying a kleenex and pissing a lifetime's earnings and happiness up the wall. Doesn't get much better than that, does it? Ah - it does? Ok - wanking it is, then. After all, it is making love to your favourite person, and you do get to meet a better class of individual.

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:45 pm

Ever read back the SHITE you say?

Giv it a whirl some time! LUA .....(M)

etwas · Post by **etwas** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:10 pm

Kizzie wrote:Have you considered taking up sexual intercourse? With women is good, I hear, but the alternative is popular (one must be politically correct these days) especially in France and public lavatories.

Touche!

Thanks for the clip link!

JustLooking · Post by **JustLooking** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:03 pm

Gotta take a look at this

Thanks Kiz

Kizzie · Post by **Kizzie** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:44 pm

Nope!

You'd have to be a right asshole to read my delirious ramblings, now wouldn't you?

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