How come asian girls don't pee during the sex? They always seem to get fucked, get a creampie goin', and then go take a piss... Let's mix up the order!! Start with the piss, then the sex, then the creampie!
Putting the creampie in front just wouldn't make sense.
You're quite right, Roberts - I could never knock sense into the order either.
There's a niche for you - reckon you could take the Japanese peepic industry by storm. The Japanese do tend to like everything to be done in an accepted and well ordered way, so you might crack the market in fifty years or so...